Impressive Yields with Minimal Maintenance
Go from sprout to harvest in as little as 60 days and consistently grow a quarter pound or more of yield with each cycle! The Armoire needs only 2 minutes of attention a day for incredible results.
The Armoire is a discreet, easy-to-use, low maintenance growing and nurturing system that gives you impressive results in a quick and consistent time frame. Best of all, it does everything without being an eyesore!
No More Growing Pains
Growing on your own can be a pain. Other systems are overly complicated, expensive, energy-consuming, unsightly, and time-consuming. In the end, you pour in countless hours, dollars, sweat and tears only to yield less than desirable results – if any at all.
The Armoire is different. It’s specifically designed to give you consistently impressive results every cycle with minimal maintenance. In fact, it only requires 2 minutes of care a day to yield 3-5 oz of dried flower in as little as 60 days!
The closed system, powerful LED light, and optimized levels ensure a perfect environment for your plant. You will get no mold, no pests, and no overwatering or under-watering if you follow the instructions.
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Stress Free Growing
Getting started with The Armoire is as easy as plugging in the unit, planting your seeds, and adding water.
Autoflowering Strain Optimization
The Armoire BioChamber is optimized to cultivate auto-flowering strains and consistently produce eye-popping yields every cycle.
Natural Process and Protection
The Armoire ensures your plant grows in a 100% natural environment with no pesticides and no herbicides. You'll know exactly what's going in and on your plant at all times!
The 12 Spectrum, high PAR, low-heat proprietary LED light has the unique ability to inhibit molds and deter pests naturally. These features, combined with our proprietary design and time tested grow protocol, ensures strong immune system and pathogen-free plant without using any pesticides, herbicides or unwanted additives.
Plus, The Armoire is a closed system - it'll be difficult for any unwanted pests to get near your plant.
Grow No Matter What
With The Armoire, you can grow in any season and always have the perfect growing environment, right in the comfort of your home.
Ultra Discreet Design
Grow No Matter What
The Armoire blends beautifully and harmoniously in your home as piece of classic furniture. The beautiful exterior finishes and classic design gives it a remarkably refined look without drawing attention to what's inside.
When you want to show off your plant, The Armoire provides the perfect window to frame your plant and can be easily covered when show-and-tell is over.
Scent-Free, Quiet Experience
The system uses high quality Australian activated carbon. Activated carbon is used to purify liquids and gases. The no-smell carbon scrubber and quiet filtration system eliminates all scents from your plant and makes little noise.
Subtle and Secure
The Armoire isn't just discreet - it's secure. The optional use childproof magnetic lock ensures children do not accidentally open the cabinet, and the waterproof wi-fi camera allows you to remotely monitor your plant's growth 24/7!
Inside the Box
What Customers Are Saying...
(there are even more reviews on the product pages)
Joe F - Los Angeles
My plant is Fantastic! I’ve put the Concierge Service to good use. From sprout to almost harvest time, they have been there for me. Recently, the concierge specialist walked me through stress training with The Armoire via FaceTime. Not only was he a joy to work with, but it worked like a charm—Wow! I’m about 7 days out from harvest now and the plant smells like lemons! I used Barney’s Farm LemonPotion Auto seeds.
Luke in Utah
Their team has added immense value to our growing experience with use of the Armoire, as they have advised every step of the way. We don't feel alone to figure this out and are excited for our first harvest!
Donna in Massachusetts
My baby girl is getting bigger and beautiful - she is flowering big time!!!
It's very tall and the pictures really don't do it justice. It's unbelievable how many flowers I have!